I've never had the pleasure of laughing so hard that milk comes out of my nose. Granted, you have actually to be drinking milk for that to happen, and I haven't drank milk since I was a literal baby. That is, unless you're Eric Cartman, and in that case, milk can squirt out of your nose even when you're not drinking milk.
Why has milk of all the beverages under the sun gained this reputation? Why can't a vodka soda squirt out of my nose if I hear a hilarious joke at the bar? Is it because only little babies laugh that hard during an inopportune moment? Is there something about the properties of milk that allows it to travel through the nasal canal? These are questions I am not qualified to answer. I am only qualified to present you with a carousel of hilarious memes that may or may not make the milk squirt out of your nose.
Why has milk of all the beverages under the sun gained this reputation? Why can't a vodka soda squirt out of my nose if I hear a hilarious joke at the bar? Is it because only little babies laugh that hard during an inopportune moment? Is there something about the properties of milk that allows it to travel through the nasal canal? These are questions I am not qualified to answer. I am only qualified to present you with a carousel of hilarious memes that may or may not make the milk squirt out of your nose.
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